“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.
granddad this is the first dance of my wedding can you please stop trying to tell everyone to ‘open up the pit’
think twice Yahoo—
For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.
Photographs taken inside musical instruments making them look like large and spacious rooms.
how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.
That was so deep I shit myself
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth
IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH