“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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darrynek:

blog every day as if you’d delete tomorrow

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galacticdad:

i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.

(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via unnbrok3nn)

meladoodle:

granddad this is the first dance of my wedding can you please stop trying to tell everyone to ‘open up the pit’

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If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at Tumblr, maybe they’ll realize they’re just buying a bunch of porn

immortal-complexity:

the-alchemist-ed:

think twice Yahoo—

think. twice.

For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.

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fallingasleepwithoutyou:

and suddenly my dash fills with Doctor Who posts 

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jakiiiro:

Photographs taken inside musical instruments making them look like large and spacious rooms.

mierswa kluska.

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deerpong:

bowlingforsoup:

how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.

That was so deep I shit myself

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youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

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jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

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earthnation:

earthnation:

lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth

IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH

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